[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BlogPosting","@id":"https:\/\/smart-motoring.com\/blog\/worst-car-ads\/#BlogPosting","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/smart-motoring.com\/blog\/worst-car-ads\/","headline":"The Worst Car Ads of All Time","name":"The Worst Car Ads of All Time","description":"With the sheer amount of awful print and TV ads out there, it\u2019s a shame that we\u2019re only covering car adverts. After spending a lot of time researching, we\u2019ve found the very best of the very worst car ads, covering a range of time periods, car manufacturers and countries. So sit back, relax and enjoy the shambolic show of questionable advertising. Batman, Robin and the Austin Metro Let\u2019s start off with a bang (or a \u201cpow!\u201d) by watching an utterly […]","datePublished":"2018-01-17","dateModified":"2018-01-17","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/smart-motoring.com\/author\/matthew-collett\/#Person","name":"Matthew Collett","url":"https:\/\/smart-motoring.com\/author\/matthew-collett\/","identifier":5,"description":"Max Wheeler is a leading motoring journalist and classic car specialist at Smart Motoring, renowned for his sharp insight and infectious passion for all things automotive. With years of experience covering motoring news, supercars, and the enduring legacy of classic cars, Max brings stories to life with style and authority. Whether it\u2019s the roar of a Lamborghini, the elegance of an Aston Martin DB5, or the cultural impact of vintage motoring icons, he delivers expert commentary that inspires enthusiasts and collectors alike. 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After spending a lot of time researching, we\u2019ve found the very best of the very worst car ads, covering a range of time periods, car manufacturers and countries. So sit back, relax and enjoy the shambolic show of questionable advertising.Batman, Robin and the Austin MetroLet\u2019s start off with a bang (or a \u201cpow!\u201d) by watching an utterly ridiculous, Batman-endorsed TV ad for the Austin Metro.The old school Batman TV series looks ridiculous enough as it is, but just to add to the the whole silliness of it, the superhero duo break character and decide to hop into Batman\u2019s latest piece of futuristic evil-defeating tech, an Austin Metro! Isn\u2019t Bruce Wayne meant to be a billionaire? Anyway, at the end of the ad, we\u2019re given a quirky slogan: \u201cWhen you\u2019ve got to\u2026(weird long pause)… pick up a penguin, Metro gets you going\u201d. Was that a punchline for a joke we all missed or are they just getting paid by the people who make Penguin biscuits? If so, that wouldn\u2019t be the weirdest thing about this advert.Ford India blunderNext up, a series of image ads accidentally released by the marketing agency hired by Ford India.As you can see straight off the bat, there do appear to be some female exotic dancers that have been tied up in the boot. But, what you might miss is the fact that Mr Berlusconi (former Italian prime minister with a history of sex scandals) is the person behind the wheel with a big grin on his face. Not only is it ridiculous that they ever thought this sexy satire cartoon drawing would be a suitable advert for Ford, but it\u2019s also quite an obscure reference for people living in India, somewhere not even close to or linked to Italy. Just like if Ford UK did an advert commenting on a scandal in India, I don\u2019t think many of us would get it…Next is a similar image with Paris Hilton kidnapping the Kardashians, who were posing a threat to her reality TV show dominance, at the time.And the final of the 3 images shows Michael Schumacher with 3 of his opponents, that you may recognise, tied up in the boot.Alonso’s day off in a Fiat 500Here\u2019s an ad full of terrible audio dubbing and a script that makes no sense. But it stars Fernando Alonso so they thought it would balance it out.This raises so many questions. Is Alonso talking to a psychiatrist? Who enjoys going to the supermarket as a leisure activity? Why is he driving his car inside the supermarket? Why is his voice dubbed when he can speak great English? Why was the \u201cread in a quiet place\u201d joke only added into the UK version of the ad? Honestly, most of us could have written a better advert than this. It doesn\u2019t take a qualified creative to know that this advert is so bad, most people probably changed channels as soon as it came on.Volkswagen Beetle for husbandsAnother print ad for you, which was made back when ads were actually printed, is this from VW.See what\u2019s wrong? Perhaps the suggestion that women can\u2019t drive? That\u2019s right, this ad is from another time where professional creative advert designers knew that poking fun at the fairer sex would be an effective marketing strategy. However, looking at this today makes you think someone photoshopped this and it\u2019s fake, but no, this ad really did exist not that long ago.Apple Juice!Now, we\u2019ve had loads of car ads, so let\u2019s change the pace with an advert for apple juice!It\u2019s one of those ads where you have no idea what it\u2019s selling until the very end. What\u2019s great about this ad is that it is memorable. The bad thing about this ad is that it\u2019s only memorable for being stupid, cringey and just plain awful. Trying to be quirky and original by having people sing and dance about apple juice, only to reveal at the end that it\u2019s actually a Toyota ad for their ever-ugly Corolla didn\u2019t work as well as they had planned. It was so bad, Saatchi and Saatchi almost lost Toyota as a client for creating this abomination of TV advertising.Ford’s ManfestFrom a broadway-themed song and dance about apple juice, to a country song about Ford being for tough guys. Here is one of the best ones on the list, in my opinion.Famous country singer Toby Keith puts on a macho display to advertise Ford trucks and how manly and patriotic they are. This is particularly hilarious thanks to how cliche their idea of manliness is. The director just thought \u201clet\u2019s get a bunch of big strong-looking men and have them lift heavy objects and hold power tools in a construction site\u201d and that\u2019s exactly what happened. Mix that in with Toby Keith singing about how he\u2019s on time for work and puts a lot of sweat into the job at hand and you\u2019ve got a great Bob The Builder parody that also advertises Ford trucks.With those shots of his glorious fist pump and a slogan as strong as \u201cFord tough\u201d, who wouldn\u2019t feel pressured into buying one of their pickups, even if it is just to prove your masculinity and that you love your country.Terrible Metro ad No. 2Another horror show from Metro, this time featuring Michael Barrymore being very weird.This ad is so bad, it’s hilarious, I love this ad! It\u2019s like he\u2019s trying to entertain his 2 year old niece at a family gathering. Comedy gold! Definitely not cringey.Kelly Brook and Hyundai’s horror showHere\u2019s an awkward and unfunny Hyundai i20 ad that\u2019s just trying too hard, starring Kelly Brook.I\u2019ll admit, it has its moments that got a chuckle from me, but the other 90% of the video is full of cringeworthy punchlines and pretty bad acting. For some reason, you keep watching, hoping for a redeeming joke that will actually make you laugh, but it never comes\u2026Schumacher’s hybrid L’orealLastly, this one isn\u2019t a car ad but it is F1 themed.Michael Schumacher and\u00a0 some F1 engine noises star in this shampoo advert to tell viewers that L\u2019Oreal is the secret to Schumi\u2019s perfect hair. The ad appears to be an English German hybrid with a mixture of German narration, Schumacher speaking English and German on-screen text, making you wonder where exactly this ad was meant to air?Also, after many shots of Michael running his fingers through his perfect hair, he ends up putting a helmet on, defeating the purpose of the whole advert. But the highlight of the clip has got to be the over-the-shoulder pose he gives at the end, whilst saying the slogan and giving his best winning smile like a kid on photo day. So what have we learned? Even adverts that cost companies millions to produce can end up backfiring. No amount of planning will guarantee how the public react because making adverts is an unpredictable game."},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Blog","item":"https:\/\/smart-motoring.com\/blog\/#breadcrumbitem"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"The Worst Car Ads of All Time","item":"https:\/\/smart-motoring.com\/blog\/worst-car-ads\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]